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GO-Part 1: Anthony

WARNING: Chi-English, Grammar Errors Exist, Tense Confusions Exist.  

一个很久之前的脑洞，自认为写成英文的形式更适合（原稿是用英文手写的，这里整理成电子稿顺便翻译下）。本人英语水平(hen)不(la)高(ji)，建议直接看下方中文，也欢迎各位语法大佬来更正。

初稿写自2019. 9. 27。（10.2下午又尽力抢救了一下最初电子版的硬核翻译和结尾并重新发布）

                                   𝙰𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚢                                                                    

  Crowley once was an angel, and was named "Anthony". "He" was an archangel, but played with Lucifer. (Actually Anthony just chatted with Lucifer for a few words. According to what Crowley said at the bar after "he" lost "his" bf.)

  克劳利曾经是一个名为“安东尼”的天使。牠也是一个大天使、路西法的“伙伴”。（实际上安东尼只是和路西法说了几句话。这个想法延伸自剧里克劳利失去了牠最好的朋友后的酒后真言。）

  "He" fell. And was full of pain, hating God as well. But "he" could still felt a little bit of love, sometimes. 

  牠堕天了。牠内心充满了苦痛，与对上帝的深深愤恨。但即便如此牠有时仍旧可以感受到一丝丝的爱。

  Anthony, an angel before, now turned into a black and red sanke. "He" loves "his" snake body, and likes to play on the grass. "He" dislikes the name "Anthony", so "he"names himself as "Crawley" first, then as "Crowley" instead, "he" thinks the last two names sounds more like a snake's than the first one. "He" is a demon now, and "he" was instructed to tempt people into the hell. "He" tried. But "he" didn't feel any satisfied. When "he" saw a person, who fell into the hell because of "his" temptation, the pain on his/her face made Crawley uncomfortable. So Crowley decided not to tempt humans into hell any more. "He" has emotions to human beings a bit for some time. "He" just makes some bad invention on the earth, and unfriendly treats grass, and other plants. "He" is strict with those poor things. For example, "he" can't bear any spot on a plant. So to the plants, Crowley is a unfeeling killer. In fact, Crowley quite loves planting (maybe),because planting always makes "him" relxed. 

  安东尼，牠的身份曾是一个大天使，现在变成了一条黑背红腹的蛇。牠爱牠蛇形态的身体，喜欢在变成蛇时在草地上玩耍。牠不喜欢“安东尼”这个名字，所以他先是改名成了“克蠕戾”，后来又换成了“克劳利”，牠认为后来两个名字比最初的那个更像一条蛇的名字。牠是一个恶魔，也曾收到诱惑人类下地狱的指令。牠尝试过按命令去做，但是牠并不能从此类作为中体验到任何快感。当克蠕戾看到因牠的诱惑而堕落的人类脸上的痛苦时，牠很不舒服。所以后来克劳利打算再也不诱惑人类加入地狱大家庭中了，而牠自己也说不清在什么时候对人类产生了一些情愫。自此之后牠只在在人间造一些坏坏的小发明，对小草以及其他植物（十分）不友善而已。牠对那些可怜植物的要求很严格，例如牠不能忍受一盆盆栽的叶子上有一点叶斑。所以在植物看来克劳利是一个莫得感情的杀手，但实际上克劳利还挺喜欢种植植物修身养性的（大概吧）。

  Before Crawley started to tempt humans into hell, "he " met Aziraphale. In that "nice" day, rain was invented. Someone arranged for "him" to tempt Adam and Eva, a couple of people in the garden of Eden, in order to make some evil movements. So Crawley crawled up into the garden in silence. After accomplished "his" task, "he" planned to leave. Just then, "he" saw something holy and white. Snakes are sensitive to anything pale and shiny, and Crawley can't help "himself" to slide to the holy and white angel over the east wall. As Crawley were getting closer and closer to the angel, "he" found that the angel was watching the couple and a lion next to them, anxiously. Anxiety? This kind of expression never has never shown on any angel's face Crawley knew, and Crawley "himself" never felt anxious when "he" was an angel, neither.

  在克蠕戾开始诱惑人类下地狱之前，牠遇到了亚兹拉斐尔。在那个风和日丽的日子里，雷雨被创造了出来。有“人”安排克蠕戾去对伊甸园里的亚当和夏娃小施诱惑，从而让他们创造出一些邪恶的动作，于是伊甸园之蛇悄咪咪地爬进了伊甸园。正当牠完成了诱惑任务，打算着离开时，牠看到了一个神圣而洁白的身影。蛇对任何白颜色的或者是闪闪发光的东西都很敏感，而克蠕戾此时就在情不自禁地往那个神圣而洁白的东墙天使滑去。在克蠕戾离天使越来越近时，牠感受到了正在远眺那对人类和他们附近的那只狮子的天使的焦急不安。焦急不安？这种表情从未出现在克蠕戾认识的任何一个天使的脸上，包括当牠自己还是个天使时也未曾感受过这种情绪。

  Angels love every single creature on the earth, but their loves are selfless and inflexible, just that kind of pure-which makes Crawley feels sick-love. However, the angel over the east wall of Eden, usually with a flaming sword in "his" hand but not at that moment, is full of a really strong love of those creatures far from "him", and "his" love was personal, and was quite differennt from the others. The angel seemed to be really focused on those creatures with care. 

  天使爱着世上的每一个生物，他们的爱却都是无私而死板的，同时也是一种圣洁的、让克蠕戾感到反胃的爱。但这位通常手上都握着一把火焰剑的伊甸园东墙天使，对远处那些生物充满了强烈的、不同于其牠天使的、出自牠个“人”的爱，而且牠似乎真的十分真切地在关注着那些生物。

  The angel over there, who was full of strong love, made Crawley feel secure without any reason. And the angel was so attractive to Crawley that Crawley slided more quickly. Crawley is next to the angel right now."He" suddenly wants to talk to the angel, and "he" turned into a human's appearance with "his" big and black spreading wings. The angel looks cute. Crawley thinks. "And 'he' doesn't mind my presence. "Then Crawley opens "his" mouth to speak, with words "he" thinks great and briliant. Certainly, the angel isn't following with Crawley, because "he" keeps "his" eyes on those creatures. 

  这个真挚地爱着万物的天使没来由地让克蠕戾很安心。且牠对克蠕戾有着强烈的吸引力，这使后者向着前者移动得更快了。此时此刻， 克蠕戾在天使的身旁突然产生了想要和牠聊聊天的想法。于是牠变成了人类的外貌，还展开了牠巨大漆黑的翅膀。这个天使看起来很是可爱，克蠕戾如是想着。“而且牠似乎并不介意我的出现。”此后克蠕戾说了些牠自认为绝妙的话。可以肯定的是，东墙天使并没有很在意克蠕戾的话，因为牠一直紧盯着那些生物。

  While Crawley was talking to the angel, "he" knew the angel's name, "Aziraphale". Obviously, it was a holy name, and it sounded really "nice". Crawley noticed that Aziraphale kept watching those creatures and seldom looked at "him". But Crawley was not mad at all. "He" enjoyed the feeling of Aziraphale's love showing up, and "his" gaze on the creatures. 

  克蠕戾通过与东墙天使的对话知道了后者的名字——“亚兹拉斐尔”。显然，这是个神圣的名字，听起来也很美妙悦耳。克蠕戾知道亚兹拉斐尔一直望着那些生物而很少看向牠。牠完全不感到生气，反而牠很喜欢亚兹拉斐尔显露出牠的爱，和牠凝视着那些生物时的感觉。

  Crawley kept on chatting, and observed Aziraphale's expressions on his lovely face as well. Crawley hesitated to have more communications with Aziraphale at first, finally "he" unbearably asked about the situation of the flaming sword, the stuff which should be in the angel's hand. Aziraphale's answer shocked Crawley indeed- Aziraphale gave "his" flaming sword to Adam, the male human being! Which kind of angel would give its own weapon away? 

  克蠕戾继续和亚兹拉斐尔闲聊，并观察着牠可爱面孔上的小表情。起初克蠕戾还在犹豫要不要对亚兹拉斐尔多说些话，终究牠还是忍不住开口询问那把此刻本该持在天使手中的火焰剑的去向。亚兹拉斐尔的回答令克蠕戾大吃一惊——亚兹拉斐尔把牠的剑给了亚当，那个雄性人类！哪个天使会把自己的武器拱手让人？

  Angels' weapons, like the flaming sword, were given by God. Any angel would never give its own weapon to others-but Aziraphale, in order to protect the couple's unborn baby's safety, did give "his" own flaming sword away! That's incredible! When the demon Crawley was the archangel Anthony, "he" was incompetent but at least "he" had never have a thought about giving "his" bow and arrows away. And Aziraphale's unbelievable behaviour made Crawley start to regard the angel in front of "him" as a literal angel, who was completely different from Gabriel or other emotionless, selfless, inflexible and soulless angels with "pure love". Crawley thought those angels are fake and disgusted. What's more ridiculous was that the angels were fond of going to wars with demons just to prove that their side is more powerful! Wars are the most boring thing that Crawley had ever thought, it is meaingless and so cruel that even Crawley who as a demon also thinks wars are too dark. 

  天使们的武器，例如亚兹拉斐尔的火焰剑，都是上帝亲自赐予牠们的。任何天使都绝不会将牠自己的武器送给别人——但亚兹拉斐尔为了保护夏娃肚子里的人类胚胎把牠自己的剑送了出去！这真的是不可思议！当恶魔克蠕戾还是安东尼时，牠算不上是什么称职的大天使，但牠也从未产生过要把自己的弓箭交给他人的想法。亚兹拉斐尔令人不可置信的做法开始使克蠕戾认为牠面前的这位天使才是个真正意义上的天使，因为牠完全不同于那些毫无感情的、大公无私的、死板的和无生气的拥有着所谓“圣洁之爱”的假笑天使加百列之流。更荒唐的是，那些天使喜欢与恶魔开战的原因只是为了证明自己一方更为强大！战争是克蠕戾见过最无聊的事了，又无意义又残酷，甚至让身为恶魔的克蠕戾都觉得它过于黑暗。

  Now Crawley found an real angel, Aziraphale, who is sincerely kind and nice, and is willing to spread "his" left swing to keep out the first rain on the earth for a demon "he" had just met, without any hesitation. Crawley admires and also develops a great interest in Aziraphale. "He" wants to get along well with "him". 

  现在克蠕戾找到了一个牠所认为的善良与和蔼都是发自内心的真正意义上的天使，牠就是那个毫不犹豫地张开左翼为一个刚认识没多久的恶魔挡下世上第一场雨的亚兹拉斐尔。克蠕戾欣赏亚兹拉斐尔，并对其产生了浓厚的兴趣。牠想和牠建立一段和睦的关系。

                                   -P.S-

·Demons hate four-letter words such as "holy", "nice", "kind", "love" and so on, and four-letter words ususally are "purer" but less "evil". 恶魔们讨厌像“神圣的”，“好心的”，“友善的”、“爱”等等的四字母词，而且“圣洁的”一类往往比“邪恶的”一类要多。

·关于Crowley作为天使时的名字Anthony：它作为一个克劳利在人间的代号，加上我觉得它长得像天使的名字，那就拿来当天使克劳利的名字吧；我本人在写下这些字时没看到过关于克劳利的天使名字官方信息。（完蛋我今天刷到了太太们对天使Crowley是拉斐尔的绝妙设定我突然对安东尼失去了兴趣orz。）

·此文源于我对Cro当天使的好奇心，而且我之前真没想把它写下来，只是想想；后来莫名脑子一热就写下来了......第一次用英文写除了义务教育规定的作文之外的文章，它有着各种错误和不足，希望各位能尽量忍受渣语法和我的低水平文笔吧。。。

·Part 2手写原稿几天前写完了，字数大于Part 1的两倍；我也不知道为什么就P1这点字我搞了几个小时，再加上不可抗力因素（作业）所以P2大概是没时间码字到老福特了，但鉴于我的确是写了我还是↓

·TBC

·我的渣渣手写考场作文既视感的原稿

（空着的地方是我忘了咋拼的Lucifer）